Excusing a persons French… or not

I don’t use the English language very well; I often misspell, my sentence structuring is bad and my grammar has made people cry. Also when I talk, I have a habit of using slightly blue language. The level of this (blue language) depends on who I am with. For instance, I would never (well mostly [...]

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Indiana Jones and the pile of sh*te

I was unsure whether to go see this film or not. I loved the originals and I didn’t want the new addition to the set to spoil the others for me. It thankfully won’t, because it is so unbelievably bad it is in a totally different category. The overriding feeling I had as I left [...]

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What a sh*t day

I have been rained on, ripped off, cheated and generally pissed on by the world today. I’m not going to ask if it could get any worse because you damn well know what is going to happen.
Let me just say this though, bank managers and bank policy makers are a bunch of wankers.

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Vista = useless pile of shite

My experience of trying to work Windows Vista is more or less summed up in this video.
P.S. – Just a note for Bill. Thankyou so much Mr Gates, I really appreciated the fact that I will never get the full four hours of my life which I wasted on Vista back, [...]

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This weeks pet peeve is…. Gordon Broon, aka Mr Bean

I know the feeling Bob, really I do.
This week Gordon Brown gets my pet peeve of the week. Why, you ask? Do you really need to ask? Generally for his utter ineptitude in all things having gotten to such a point that I am almost wishing Tony Blair were back. Can it really get any [...]

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Easter snow (again)

Easter is usually my favourite time of year, it is (usually) warm enough to walk around without a jacket on but not too warm as to make me all hot and sweaty after rushing around town all day doing something or other and it doesn’t make me feel bad about spending all day in the [...]

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Dang and blast it!

After having worked all day yesterday behind a bar, I got to go out and have a few pints with friends on Millennium Square last night. Having only been out forty-five minutes my patience went and I rounded on a good friend of mine who was exceptionally drunk and trying to give everyone the benefit [...]

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Sleep

Why is it that whenever I need to get to sleep I cannot or don’t want to, but when it comes to getting up I cannot or do not want to?!? ARRGGGGHHH!

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Fools and people with terrible taste in Beer

So I was in work tonight, pulling pints of lovely Real Ale (we have six on at any one time) when this, what can only be described as, youth (bare in mind I am no old aged pensioner at 25) walked in and asked if we had Fosters. “No, if you took a moment to [...]

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Prison Break

Why do they have to take a perfectly good T.V. show and run it into the ground, no don’t answer that I already know. They like the format, they like the ratings and want to drain it for everything they can. Prison Break was one of my favourite all time T.V. shows until they ruined [...]

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