Above: Clinton before the operation (left) and then afterwards (right)
It has emerged through top secret DNC sources that Sen. Hillary Clinton has had plastic surgery in order to try and pass herself off as her rival Sen. Barack Obama. Mrs. Clinton apparently has such a fear of losing she has decided that the only way to now win is to replace Barack Obama as himself. Mr. Obama is understood to be in “a safe place”.
Meanwhile Mrs. Clinton has replaced herself with a robot, apparently it can do everything but perform her “wifely duties”. Luckily though the New York Senator is married to one of history’s most notorious philanderers, who we are assured has not yet and probably will not notice his wife’s absence.
Mrs. Clinton, it is understood, will now undertake a gruelling tour of key states spouting rhetorical nonsense which she won’t be able to live up to. This tactic, it is thought, should seal her bid for the White House.
